Scentless Apprentice

         Riff 1
E|-0-1-2-3/19--------------|
B|-------------------------|
G|-------------------------|
D|-------------------------|
A|-------------------------|
D|-------------------------|
           Riff 2
E|---------------------------|
B|---------------------------|
G|---------------------------|
D|---------------------------|
A|-4-4-0-4--0p4-4-4-4-0-4-0--|
D|-4-4-0-4--0p4-4-4-4-0-4-0--|

                    Riff3

E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|3-3-3-33-3/5-5-5-55-5/7-7-7-77-7/8-8-8-88-8/10-10-10-10/12-12-12-15-15-15-12-12-12-12~-|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

             Verse
E|-----------------------------|
B|---------4b------------------|
G|-----------------------------| while he's singing, you repeat 
D|-----------------------------|
A|-----------------------------|
D|-----------------------------|

           Solo (kinda)
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----20/21-21-21-21-21-----------------21-21-21-21-21--------20b-20b-20b-20b-20b-------|
G|-----20/21-21-21-21-21------11b--------21-21-21-21-21--------20b-20b-20b-20b-20b-------|
D|---------------------------------------21-21-21-21-21--------20b-20b-20b-20b-20b-------| 
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|-7b--------------------9b---------12b------------------15b------------------------12b--|

     Verse / Riff 2
Like most babies smell like butter
His smell smelled like no other
He was born scentless and senseless
He was born a scentless apprentice

               Riff 3 / Riff 1
Go away - get away, get away, get away

               Verse / Riff 2
Every wet nurse refused to feed him
Electrolytes smell like semen
I promise not to sell your perfumed secrets
There are countless formulas for pressing flowers

                 Riff 3 / Riff 1
Go away - get away, get away, get away
    
              Solo / Riff 2

                Verse / Riff 2
I lie in the soil and fertilize mushrooms
Leaking out gas fumes are made into perfume
You can't fire me because I quit
Throw me in the fire and I won't throw a fit

                  Riff 3 / Riff 1
Go away - get away, get away, get away
Get away, get away, get away