Floyd The Barber

[Intro]

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Bell on door ring; "come on in"
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Floyd observes my hairy chin
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Sit down in chair, don't be afraid
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Steaming hot towel on my face

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             I was shaved
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             I was shamed
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             I was shaved

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Barney ties me to the chair
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I can´t see, I´m really scared
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Floyd breathes hard, I hear the zip
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Pee-pee pressed against my lips


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             I was shaved
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             I was shamed
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             I was shaved

[Solo]

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I sense others in the room
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Opie, Aunt Bea, I presume
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They take turns, they cut me up
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I died smothered, Andy's Clutch

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             I was shaved
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             I was shamed
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             I was shaved

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